The Gardener – A Poem By Marilyn Manson


I’m not man enough to be human, but I’m trying to fit in, and I’m learning to fake it…


Pump Up the Volume

To quote one of my favorite movies of all time from 1990, hard to believe it was 22 years ago…

Did you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up. You know that feeling that the whole country is like one inch away from saying ‘That’s it, forget it.’ You think about it. Everything is polluted. The environment, the government, the schools, you name it. Speaking of schools, I was walking the hallowed halls the other day and I asked myself. Is there life after high school? Because I can’t face tomorrow, let alone a whole year of this shit. Yeah, you got it folks. It’s me again with a little attitude for all you out here in white bread land. All you nice people living in the middle of America the beautiful. Let’s see, we’re on 92 FM tonight and it feels like a nice clean little band so far. No one else is using it. The price is right. And yes folks you guessed it. Tonight I am as horny as a ten peckered owl.

So stay tuned because this is Happy Harry Hardon reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark..